weirdest dreamlast night : a giant ant was crawling all over my room.

So long old computer desk that smashed my kneecap everyday. See you later computer..and phone that was never used..

Learn how to say goodbye in every language.

My luck, 10am..grab cereal..milk and juice..run to catch the elevator and my shoe kicks up the plastic piece which jams the door and locks me in..alarm goes off..hit DOOR OPEN a million times..alarm still ringing..can't get off..I manage to jimmy the door open and run.

Last day on the job..guess the building doesn't want me to leave!

Yeah! Hazardous waste and multiples! It should be
free to live in NJ! Check out your town on city-data.com.
For a better view with company names and zooming
action look at EnviroMapper for the EPA...for your
cancer risk across the US..you may not want to know
about this..but go here scorecard.org.

Two movies I saw this past month....Tristram Shandy and Hoodwinked..funny stuff!

1978 Kissing Barbie

Funny how this pic sort of looks like an ad. I had one of these..the button became stuck and tried to pry out the button for years..till this day I am sure the face is still in kissing mode.

I love kid doodles..they are so creative and free..doodles at Oscilloscope Labs. I used to draw the family, house and tree
and the people were always ten times the size of the house...
I crack up laughing when I look at them now.

Yet another movie I would like to see.. Art School Confidential.

Buy a whale shirt! or a whale hat?

The lost whale in London named "gonzo" passed away..poor thing..another article at the New Scientist.

Scientists believe oil companies charting the sea bed are killing creatures.

I want to see Roving Mars...watch a snippit

You know you want a Beer Bot.

Valentine idea for kids:
Get them Curious George - Goes to the Chocolate Factory and include some chocolate and a stuffed animal..later..read them the story before bedtime.

The New World Chocolate Society..wowee wow wow ahhah!

While I am on a monkey theme...try cooking with monkey! Make something instead!

I am a big fan of J.otto Seibold illustrations. Here is a new Olive book..
Have you planned anything for Valentines Day?

Today is suppose to be the most depressing day of the year..hmm.
Here comes the night clean-up crew..time to run!

I would like to thank the
Nordstrom lady for
giving me some samples...
yummy! Going to Sephora
is the fragrance jungle..so
many to choose from...

Fake U2..to bad I missed it! hilarious!

Hilarious cartoons by Derek Lieu

the word of the day is hilarious..
nobody said I was a writer..heh heh..
i can probably draw "hilarious".
*thanks to gothamist for the linkage*

oooo oooo I have to get one...
alexandchloe.com

I also like the the antler and the anchor and the..

Will the next generation shut themselves off from the rest of the world. An article on hikikomori, which translates as "withdrawal".

My ocean friend became lost in London! Here is a little headshot saying hello! Poor guy..he was traveling with another whale..he is similar to myself..I have no sense of direction.

Harpooning of 1000 whales..horrid!

Read about whales at orcagirl.com.

How can you resist the Reese's Cup.

I don't advertise "click here" or "give me money" or "donate to my wish list" on my site..I am trying to keep it simple..Do you recall easter eggs on sites? Here are some DVD Easter Eggs..

A friend of mine lives near Hershey..at night when it is going to rain you smell the chocolate. mmmm..

Ok I just got sucked into iTUNES for over two hours listening to music. These are some of the albums I remember while growing up..this doesn't even scratch the surface of music I was brought up with...

I'm glad I don't have to deal with a psycotic landlord.

Listening to some Kill Bill soundtrack songs..
Maybe you didn't know but Jimi Hendrix was an artist before a guitarist.

Two things I would like to buy, but I really do not need them..I think I am a sucker for packaging..must be the crave for nice design or simplicity..I like the smaller iBOOK for some reason..I can fit it in my bag and not have to carry a huge backback or briefcase. It is sad APPLE does not have a program for repeat customers.."buy five get one half price"...

Oh where did you get that ring?
oh AAAHHH!! burning eyes!

not your grandmothers hand-me-down

Do I get a tax break if my family settled here in the US in 1690? hmmm..

Perhaps your 1st generation iPOD battery died..or your printer isn't working..maybe you can't SYNC for some reason..your email is in lockdown..see the agony here.

i love this photo. The lady looks so happy!

They are about to ban smoking in our state. I don't smoke but I can imagine what this might create..in terms of underground clubs/bars.

On the 16th of January 1920 the Volstead Act became law..which banned alcohol. I guess January is the best month to ban. If I had a choice I would ban ear pollution..obnoxious people who like to talk extra loud on their cell. What would you ban?

I like this song and video by Shakira even if I don't understand her...I tried to find director info on Jaime de Laiguana who is also a famous Spanish photographer and designer. The song reminds me of Tunnel of Love for some reason..think it is the echo and climax of the song.

itunes download : Modeselektor & Sasha Perera - song= Silikon (Featuring Sasha Perera)

Check out this monkey hangin' out..don't see that everyday!

An article on shady cabs in Columbia.
(say that three times fast..faster!) hehe

It is Friday the 13th...

Love these little guys! I watched all the episodes...
Created by Flip Flop Flyin' always quality work.

When do people get gray hair? Dr. Universe explains.
and a Daily News report on grays in the media...gray hair..a new trend?

<--- whatever happened to mr. wizard?

one small iced coffee can give me energy for weeks.
Remember Mike Tysons Punch Out?

Todays song is:
Otis Redding - Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay
so far I have run into this song twice by accident..

Didn't Edward Scissorhands live here? where did he go?

Clientcopia sample:

• designer: We'll need to use photos of the vinyards for the add campaign.
• Client: wait, I think we can some save money, last year some idiots came here and took a pictures of the vinyard for another product.
• designer: Yes, it was us... Sir

Me playing chess lol!
At bigsniff.com..

9am.-11am. Just got back from the ol court room..witnessed a couple get married..one drug dealer..and tons of people who pass school buses. If I never had that accident I wouldn't of had to go there..I should have went up a curb instead!

What is Woot you say?

The work of Graham Roumieu is a must see..

That Chick-fil-A sandwich wasn't to bad!
The new Bronx Library..beautiful design oooo la la! Opens Jan. 17th

Check out CoverFlow..it allows you to browse your albums with your artwork..it pulls in artwork so no more lists of text..now eyecandy...for MAC..its in beta still..

Memoirs of a ...what! ahhahhah from Mad Tv in case you missed it..

Could this be!...Is this!!..its a baby pigeon!
Check out the Pigeon Project on flickr..

I love post-its. What can I say..i love to doodle..Here is a history on how they were invented. Print photo post-its..this could be insane thinking of all the places you could put your photos..they have free samples!

Its 1am! Time to look for jobs...zzzzzzzzz..there is never enough time!
ok there were a total of 3 jobs...same jobs from the past week... a fake me out publisher, an undercover recruiter and some other crapola. (sip water) I am 35 minutes from the best city on the planet and can't find anything..is this some type of job voodoo curse?

it smells like a burning sneaker outside.

Why would anyone pay $175 to get freelance work? I am looking for work..not to pay another company for some work that isn't even legit or guaranteed. Has anyone even used Elance? In order to get some work you have to hustle yourself out for a job... If this is what the design field has come to be? Where are the design pimps? Do they dress like Harvey Kietel?

Submit GIF or JPEG photo of your portrait and see three stars who look like you ( or complete opposites)..mine were Christy Turlington..Linda Evangelista..and Helen Hunt?? what the..hahaha..your turn! ---hint use internet exploder or it won't work---