Thursday, March 06, 2008

Sometimes I'll go on Craigslist to see the funny wacked out free items. Today I can't say I was dissapointed.

Curb Alert: World's Most Uncomfortable Bed

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Date: 2008-03-03, 6:40PM EST

Hey, friends.

Do you need a bed that will discourage guests from overextending their welcome? Perhaps something that will encourage your in-laws to leave before you have to kick them out in a semi-homicidal rage?

Well, then, this is the bed for you. It's a 3-year-old, full-size Serta innerspring mattress and box spring (with frame!) and is possibly the most painful thing I have ever slept on. Friends ask how I endured nearly two years of nightly torture, and to them I say, "I honestly have no idea, I'm just glad it's over."

Thanks to some friends and a van, I have procured a new bed and have finally tossed out the old one. It will be picked up by waste management early Tuesday morning, so act quickly. It's between Monmouth and Brunswick on the south side of 5th street, and while it is from a smoke-free, pet-free home and doesn't have any bugs or anything of the sort, it IS the world's most uncomfortable bed, so pick it up only if you know what you're getting yourself into.


Blogger frederic medina said...

aww! i think that's sweet. she still loved her bed, even though it was mean to her... the human capacity to adapt!

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