Ok, I was up at the crack of dawn to call the Unemployment Office and today and yesterday both phones claim they are toooooo busy to take calls, and to call back at the SAME number. It is 7am..I highly doubt there are a million callers. I decide to call the other 609 number, and that one gives me a busy signal like its 1985. The site isn't working so now I have to sail myself down into the pits of doom and physically go there, get a number, and hope nobody gives me a parking ticket.

Dennis Leary - Why We Suck Book Signing
7:30 PM at Barnes & Noble – Route 3 East. Clifton, NJ.