Gawker never lets me down for funny captions.. especially at a gallery opening.

Things that happened today:
• Random person said hello
• Went to try a sandwich but the cashier said they were out of those
• An older gentleman asked me if I liked the chinese food dumplings
• An old man with ear muffs crossing the road but stopping on a major highway to pick up a piece of paper..I thought he was a soon to be dead man.
• I watched an old guy with a mullet and red lipstick sampling Red Door perfume spraying it at his face in the makeup department

yay NJ! hahaha!