The horrible scope said to concentrate on my writing which can be pretty horrid..lets just say I didn't major in English...Hopefully this will keep you entertained for the time being..

I think I get sucked into the "Art Issue" magazine syndrome. This happened before with my past magazine experiences..I saw the shiny package of plastic and jumped at the chance to buy it..why? I do not know. Maybe because it was blue..and it had shiny plastic around it..I am a Sucker with a capital S. Curse you Vanity Fair...

My good deed of the month...year..
1. Purchased popcorn from the Boy Scouts.

Could this salad spray be used as a weapon? Would Italian dressing sting the eyes? I am guessing yes.